OBAMASSIAH

THE OBAMASSIAH COMMANDMENTS

I. Thou shalt not speak the middle name of the Obamassiah. To do so will surely brand thee as a racist and it shall not be tolerated by his fellow travelers.

II. Thou shalt not mention past friendships and associations of the Obamassiah. To do so will expose thee as a racist. For despite any recent or current friendship his Holiness may have with them, he was only a child when they ran afoul of the law.

III. Thou shalt not mention the praise and support of the Obamassiah by murderers, tyrants and terrorists. To do so will only expose thee as a racist. It will be a sign that thee has truly lost one's bearings.

IV. Thou shalt not mention the early Islamic schooling of the Obamassiah at any point in his ascension to power. To do so will most assuredly expose thee as a racist.

V. Thou shalt not question the Obamassiah more than eight times. To do so will brand thee as a racist. For the time available to his Holiness is of a value far beyond your own.

VI. Thou shalt not question the past of the Obamassiah family activities or his obscure birthright. To do so will definitely brand thee as a racist. For events in time matter not if they occur differently than his Holiness speaks of them. It matters only that you truly believe in him.

VII. Thou shalt not question the words of the Obamassiah's spouse. For if her words mirror those of the past associations of his Holiness then thou art a racist twice over for even the mention of them.

VIII. The purveyors of words written or spoken to the people at large shall cast only praise on the Obamassiah. To turn away from this posture will assuredly expose thee as a racist and a soldier of the unbeliever and thou shouldst be cast out of the Kingdom and lose any further source of livelihood.

IX. Thou shalt not question the patriotism of the Obamassiah. To do so will expose thee as a racist. For by not displaying any outward love for his origins only proves his fidelity to those origins.

X. Thou shalt not question the authority or decisions of the Obamassiah. To do so will expose thee as a racist and result in harsh treatment of you by his followers.

From an original anonymous posting on the internet with some added editorial modifications only for the sake of clarity.